Candy falls out of my brain. You get to eat it. Lucky.
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This plastic bottle’s about to get JUMPED. #glassbottlesarebullys #home #lol #recycle

I too, like #Gatsby, am bewitched by the green light #movie #subway #nyc

Found my “to do” list
#alcohol #drugs #crime #death #advertisement #sign

Superhero flip flops
#wonderwoman #comics #gift #havaianas

Dementors strike again